So, my dating life continues, with much more speed and quick
succession of men than the previous… well, we’ll just say for a long time. (Now
wondering if that is me not being honest? Oh well, live with it, you don’t get
to write a draft of a novel every two weeks if you have an active dating life).
I don’t know if I’m just being selfish, maybe I am, but here
are some key points for any future men to learn about me (and probably most
women) on the first few dates:
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If you don’t compliment me on how I look when we
first meet, me sad.
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If we can go through the entire date without you
making me feel special once, you fail.
-
If I can sit back and consciously think ‘will he
notice if I stop replying’ and 20 minutes later you’re still talking, you bad.
-
If we have never met and you ask me to shave
your chest, you weird.
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If you leave me waiting on a street corner for
25 minutes, and don’t say sorry, not happy.
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If you send me youtube clips with no message,
and it starts off with someone choking on their own vomit, I won’t watch the
rest to see if there is some sweet message in there, you blocked.
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If you only talk about how other girls have hurt
you, you has baggage.
Pity I can’t just date one of my main characters. Some of
them are pretty awesome, if I do say so myself.
Tonight am off to play a game of pool as a first date. It
is, at least, something different. If you never hear from me again, have been
murdered and my kidneys sold on the black market.
Yours,
Buffy.
P.S. Anyone got anything to add to the list? Or advice on things women do which kill a date?
P.S. Anyone got anything to add to the list? Or advice on things women do which kill a date?
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